Sunday, September 26, 2010

TIPS FOR DRESS, LEARN 2 COOL

OH HAI!
THIS IS A TIPS AND TRICKS FOR HOW TO DRESS COOL AND BE COOL AND LOVE MANY FEMALES GIRLFRIEND AS POSSIBLE!.

FOR START WE CAN DRESS WITH PANTS, I LIEK TO DRESS MY PANTS SO TIGHT BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIKE TO DRESSIN BIG PANTS IF YOU ARE A GANGSTER (THUG)(ALSO NOT FOR VERY COOL).
OR LIKE YOU CAN DRESS IN NORMA L PANTS FOR LIKE DAVID BECKHAM.

2., HARE IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT, IM VERY BAD WITH HAIRE CAUSE I WANT IT LONG LIKE VAMPIRES BUT ITS ALWAYS MESS. SOMETIMES I SAY TO GIRLS "HEYYY, IM GONNA CUT MY HARE THIS WEEK" THEY ALWAYS SAYS "NO, YOU CANT ITS SO GOOD"{ I LOVE TO LISTEN TO COMPLIMENTS IFYOU LISTEN TO MY TIPS YOU CAN GET COMPLIMENTS 2.

LIEK PANTS HARE HAS DIFFERNT SIZE 2, THERE IS SHORT HARE LIKE DA VID BECKHAM, MIDDLE HAIR LIKE DAVID BECKHAM AND KITH RICHRDS, LONG HAIR LIKE, LONG HARES LIKE A WOMANS (BUT MANS CAN LOOK SO GOOD TOO WITH HARE LIKE THIS, VERY DANGERISS EVERYONE CAN THINK YOURE WOMAN IF THEY ARE CONTRUCTION WORKERS.

3. TEH TEEE SHIRT. NOW THIS IS WHEN I TELL YOU GUYS A SURPRIZE FOR WINNING GIRLS, IT WORKS EVERYTIME 5 ME. BUT FIRST LETS GET BASICS GOINEG. THERE IS NORMAL TSHIRT WITH NORMAL COLLAR, DONT BUY THIS ITS WASTE OF TIME IF YOU LIEK GIRLZ. THERE IS V NECK,THIS WAS GOOD FOR WHILE BUT NOW EVERYONE HAS A VNECK. PRETTY SOON TEH VNECK IS GONNA GO DOWN THE STICH OF THE SHIRT, VERY SEXY FOR GIRLS, THEY LOVE MAN WITH TAN,
***THIS IS MY SUPER SECRET, SPOILER ALLERT FOR EVERYONE DO NOT REED IF YOUR NOT RDY FOR SUCCESS, TOO MUCH GIRL OVER LOAD , TOO FAST UPLOAD.

A OVAL NECK SHIRT THAT IS COMING OUT VERY SOON FOR STYLE, GQ OR VOGUE DOESNT EVEN KNOW YET, BUT VERY VERY SOON ITS GONNA BE A NEW SHIRT STYLE LIEK WHERE ITS SEXY LIEK VNECK BUT ITS NOT A V ITS A U FOR ULAS I GOES DOWN AND YOU SEE YOUR CHST AND TAN IF YOU HAVE ONE IF NOT GET A TAN, GIRLS DONT VANT TO SEE THIS CHEST IF THERE ISNT TAN,

IN SUMER SOMETIME U DONT HAVE 2 WEARE A TSHORT BECAUSE MAYBE YOU WANT A TAN, I DONT KNOW BUT IF YOU GOTTO THE BEECH ITS THE BEST PLACE FOR TAN (SECRET: SAWLT WATER MAKES BURNING BETTER ....AAHHHHH ICEY COCA COLA....mmmmm REFRESSHING)

ITS BEST FOR DRESS COOL TO BE FIT LIKE A PRO, I DONT TAKE MY ADVICE SOMETIMES SO I HAVE TO WARE A TSHIRT AT THE BEACH LIKE LAST SUMMAR:(

LULZ OKAY MOVIENG ON

WE COVER MOST BASICZ, OH WAIT I FORGOT SHOES. FOR SHOES YOU HAS 2 OPTIONS. ONE IS CLASSIC VANS, YOU DONT WANT CHUCK NORRIS'S SHOES BECAUSE THEY AR FOR BASKETBALL AND KARATE ... KEEYAAAAA
OMG MAKE SURE YOUR SHOES HAS LACES OR YOU LOOK LIKE JOKE

NOW FOR ACCESSORY LIKE B=RACELTS BELTS OR UNDERWHERE

I LIEK TO WEAR BRACLET 3 ON ONE ARM SOMETIMES AND I LIEK TO WARE THE RING WHEN I PLAY GUITAR. I ALSO WARE UNDERWHER BECAUSE I DONT WEAR BELTS, YOU CAN PICK YOU CAN CHOOOSE ITS YOUR STYLE I CAN ONLY GIVE TIPS NOT MAKE YOU WARE WHAT I WANT.

FOR HAT YOU DONT WARE FOR WINTER, HATS HAS TO BE BLAKC ALWAYS.
IF YOU WARE A SAILER HAT YOU HAVE TO WARE IT WITH STRIUPE SHIRT TO WEAR PROPERLI.
(I DOTN WARE SAILYER HAT BECUSE I NEVER WENT FISHING).. OH DONT BE FULLED I KNO I DONT HAVE A HAT LIEK IT BUT I STILL KNOW FOR MY HAT .

YOU CAN HAS STYLES LIKE RAPPER (*THUG), OR LIEK MACHO MANS (OOOHHHH YEHHHH SLIM JIM LULZ J/K) BUT MACHO MAN STYLE IS FOR LEVEL 1 BEGINERS THEY HAS TO HAVE BIG MUSKLES, THEY HAVE PROBLEM IN THEYRE BRAIN AND THEY HAVE PROBLEM WITH GROWING THEY DONT STOP GROWING LIKE WHE N YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO STOP AT 20 THEY KEEP GOING WITH THEY GET BICEPS SO BIG BECAUSE THEYT WANT GIRLFRIEND BUT THATS NOT HOW YOU GET GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU CAN HAVE MANY GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU AR A MACHO MAN STYLE YOU CAN PLAY SPORTS WITH YOURSELF LULZ J/K J/K

AND THERE IS ROCK STYLE WHICH IS LIKE MANY STYLES MODRN AND OLDE AND CLASSIC, BUT MOST BASIC WAY TO GET ROCK STYLE IS TO HAVE TEIGHT PANTS AND WEAR THEM SO PROUD, LIEK AMERICAN IN TEXAS. I HEARD BOSTON TEXAS HAS VERY GOOD MUSIC FOR HIGH SCHOOLS LISTENR.

IF YOU WANT TO GET MANY GIRLFRINDS AND BE SUCCESFL AND MAKE MANY FRIEND THAN LISTEN TO MY TIPS. WHERE COOL CLTOHS AND DONT BE AFRAID OF DISEASE OR YOU HAVE BORING LIFE.

NoW YOU CAN STYLE LIKE A PRO FROM MY TIP[S FOR TRIXKS
NEXT TIME I WILL TALK ABOUT FOR GIRLS HOW TO GET BOYFRIEND OR MAYBE HOW TO BE REBEL LIEK ME I DUNNO IT YET YET SO MAYBE SOON I WILL DO IT

2 comments:

  1. hehehe... you are the bestest ever...
    Next time can you write about how to dress cool for girls and be a good slut???

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  2. "the good slut" ... uhm gonna have to ask a guy about that one, chicks dont make good sluts.

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