YO DUDE SOMETIME IN THE PAST A GIRL WAS LIKE ILL DATE U IF YOU CAN GROW A BEARD, SHE WAS A CUNT AND I WAS LIKE DUDE THIS IS WHAT HCICKS MUST WANT, SO I TRIED TO GROW A BEARD NOW IM 23 AND GUESS WAHT!!!! I CANT ALMOST GROW ONE, SOME CHICKS ARE ALWAYS KISSING ME AND STUFF AND IM LIKE DUDE CALM DOWN SAVE SOME ROOM FOR THE MASTER BEDROOM WITH THE VIEW OF THE HORIZON BUT DUDE SHE DOESNT GET IT SHE WANTS TO GIVE IT TO ME THAN END THEREE NAD IM ALLLLL LIKE OH BABY CALM DOWN I CANT DO IT IN A BATHROOM I NEED TO CUDDLE AND PINCH SHE SAYS TAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, SO I TRIED TO TAKE HER BUT IT WASNT LIKE A MOVIE BECAUSE I COULDNT TAKE CARE OF MY SELF!!!!... IF A GUY GOT MAD AT ME FOR TALKING TO A GIR LTHAT HE LIKES BECAUSE SHE IS INTERSED IN MY HUGS AND KISSES I SAID DUDE CALM DOWN CHILL, SHE SAID OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! I WANT ULAS NOT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AND HAVE STUPID TATTOO, ISAID HEY MAN I CAN GET A TATTOO TO AND A GIRL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE IM A GENTLE MAN NOT ATATTOO OF ASEA HORSE ON A PONY! PERHAPS U NEED TO TAKEA WALK BREWSTEIN.
SO GIRLS ARE LIKE BUTTERFLIES THEYRE SO GENTLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND FRAGIL, BEACUSE IF U TOUCH HER WINGS THAN SHE WILL DIE!!!1 DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment