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"All of us,' he said, 'have hopes of being poet, artist, discoverer, philosopher, scientist; of possessing the attributes of all these simultaneously. Few are permitted to achieve any of them in daily life. But in travel we attain them all. Then we have our day of glory, when all our dreams come true, when we can be anything we like, as long as we like, and, when we are tired of it, pull up stakes and move on. Travel -- the solitude of the mountains, the emptiness of the desert, the delicacy of the minaret; eternal change, limitless contrast, unending variety.' "
— Robert Edison Fulton Jr. (One Man Caravan)

RIDING TO FRISCO 2011

I started this blog for the purpose of shits and giggles a long time ago, and i think I’ve come a long way from where I was until around year ago. I’m easy to admit that I’ve been living through false ego’s, going out of my way to show off who I could be compared to who I really am. In other words I played actor quite a lot. Things I’ve written about in the past have just been things I’ve written just to get a few laughs out of people, and for some time there were a lot of people into it, but writing gonzo blog entries isn’t something I aspire to do anymore, and many of my followers can see that the the stuff I’ve been writing has lost its value compared to the stuff I’ve written in the past.

Things are different now, I am who I am, and this is what it is.

I’ve deleted my other blogs, I don’t plan on writing about fashion anymore, I like to dress nice but it’s not something I’m into anymore. Since trend replaced fashion, (you can argue with me that fashion was always trend, there are more than singular perspectives to things and we each see different), I just haven’t been into it. I still enjoy style, but style isn’t something everyone has, well maybe style is easily acquirable if we all shop at h&m for a week. …. Anyways this is something im getting lost In, I’m just not into it anymore, maybe one day ill write about why that is with a cleaner thought on the subject

I’m going to be changing this blog around completely, I’m still keeping up old posts and leaving the name the same, only difference is I’m going to be writing about something else, I’m going to use it to keep track of my goal for the year.

I’ve been thinking adventurous lately; being stuck in one place for too long drowns me and I’m so hungry for experience. Most of you know that I’ve been planning a trip to drive down to Malibu in a van for some time now; I’ve just always ended up getting caught in something else. It’s been a busy year for me; I’ve lived in Turkey for a quarter of the year, and in Vancouver for another couple of months. I was in Turkey again this summer and just come back to Ontario around 3 weeks ago. I’ll be the first to admit I was theoretically more motivated than I’ve actually been looking for a job, but my goal is still in its place, I’ve just been having a good time and shaking off the last couple of months.

This is a reason on its own that I’m starting this new blog.

So here it goes;

The van is out of the picture, I’m buying a motorcycle, I plan on having it on the road during spring, I want to get comfortable with it, and comes summer I’m riding out to San Francisco. I haven’t yet planned the specifics of the trip yet, I’m thinking about a couple of weeks on the road, but who knows?

I figure instead of the comforts of sleeping in a van, I’ll be staying in hostels and at campsites, which are all the best places to meet people, and get into adventures.

I want to meet as many people as I can, and experience.

Experience, experience, experience!

Nom nom nom!!!!

I’m going to keep 2 entries for this trip, the getting started, which is going to cover, everything from finding a job to saving up for a starter bike, to covering all the bits and details of the trip.

And the actual trip itself, which is going to take place around June 2011

I haven’t planed out the route I’m taking yet, but I’m thinking its going to be something along the lines of driving down south through the southern states to California, than driving up to Vancouver, and from there taking the scenic route through Canada back to Ontario. But that’s just the thought I have in mind right now, this can all change depending on how much outdoor life network I watch J

So here is the Goal:

1. Find a job (planning on serving/ bartending) work as much as I can for the next few months.
2. Start hunting for Motorcycles around March, April.
3. Get the bike on the road.
4. Wait for summer heat.

I plan on spending as little money as I can for accommodations, mostly camping, hostels, and the generosity of strangers.

…I understand, to some people this sounds like torture. But I feel it calling for me.


I'm looking forward to all questions and comments if anyone actually follows this blog lol :)

There are so many girls in porn. // shes as beautiful as the sky she walks under.

the internet ruined porn for me.

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They fall in love on a day to day basis, but at the end of the day there is no love to be made unless its under the scripture of a canadian pieeeee tree, with pies for leaves and lies for bud.

To counter dict such a dirty fancy from taking place in the modern world you have to take the virtue to jump off buildings when you get the chance... JUST KIDDING. jumping off buildings is a bad idea, i mean you wont feel like you're flying, you'd only feel like you're falling.

If you want to fly take a boat trip and if you want to float take the car. the difference between inconsistency and the constant is the hourly wage. yeah sure, she might be in love with you but are you paying her to be the one? do you have to buy her candies to keep interested in you. my dog leia even gets unhappy when she doesn't. but i always share my food with her because it makes her smarter and one day she will build a cocoon and come out with wings, than ill be flying my dog instead of walking her.

there was a time when the most attractive girl was special but now i think they are all wonderful, especially those who think for themselves, and believe only in what they believe is the way to keep it going

MAKING GOOD LOVING TO YOUR COSMETIC SURGEON BECAUSE HE KNEW WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE BEFORE

its became so easy to be cool when all the not cool assholes started pretending to be cool and all the other not cool assholes started pretending to be cool with them. now everyone thinks their cool because its so easy to be cool, you just have to shop at h&m and go drink blue ribbon at bars. and the assholes that think they are cool are such losers that dont know how to be cool that they are nice to everyone so everyone there is like a whirlwind of not cool people conforming to each other. sometimes there is a guy that is mean but that guy usually is stressed because he ripped the epidermis on his cock jerking off too much to VICE magazines.

I HAF TO SHAVE B3FORE WE KISS

YO DUDE SOMETIME IN THE PAST A GIRL WAS LIKE ILL DATE U IF YOU CAN GROW A BEARD, SHE WAS A CUNT AND I WAS LIKE DUDE THIS IS WHAT HCICKS MUST WANT, SO I TRIED TO GROW A BEARD NOW IM 23 AND GUESS WAHT!!!! I CANT ALMOST GROW ONE, SOME CHICKS ARE ALWAYS KISSING ME AND STUFF AND IM LIKE DUDE CALM DOWN SAVE SOME ROOM FOR THE MASTER BEDROOM WITH THE VIEW OF THE HORIZON BUT DUDE SHE DOESNT GET IT SHE WANTS TO GIVE IT TO ME THAN END THEREE NAD IM ALLLLL LIKE OH BABY CALM DOWN I CANT DO IT IN A BATHROOM I NEED TO CUDDLE AND PINCH SHE SAYS TAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, SO I TRIED TO TAKE HER BUT IT WASNT LIKE A MOVIE BECAUSE I COULDNT TAKE CARE OF MY SELF!!!!... IF A GUY GOT MAD AT ME FOR TALKING TO A GIR LTHAT HE LIKES BECAUSE SHE IS INTERSED IN MY HUGS AND KISSES I SAID DUDE CALM DOWN CHILL, SHE SAID OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! I WANT ULAS NOT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AND HAVE STUPID TATTOO, ISAID HEY MAN I CAN GET A TATTOO TO AND A GIRL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE IM A GENTLE MAN NOT ATATTOO OF ASEA HORSE ON A PONY! PERHAPS U NEED TO TAKEA WALK BREWSTEIN.

SO GIRLS ARE LIKE BUTTERFLIES THEYRE SO GENTLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND FRAGIL, BEACUSE IF U TOUCH HER WINGS THAN SHE WILL DIE!!!1 DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL!

some guy wanted to kick my ass on st. pats day ... 2009

yeah right , as if.. total fucking neanderthal douchebags dong exist enough, this night is the only night of the year where they get drunk enough to get confused over their sexualities, every bar i went to at least 1 dude in a ed hardy shirt and a 15$ value brand new york yankee hat wanted to kick my ass or call me gay.

all i did was walk by and some cunt on the run says to my friend, i wish i was a fag, as we walked by, when i turned around and said, i can help you if you want he got a little confused, when i came back out for a smoke he was standing their with like 3 of his friends, and the guy walked into me like a dumbass, i didnt really care cause i was tired had a headache and dont know how to fight, boy i wish indy was there,

than marc was talking to these girls and the same group of mother fuckers were like trying to talk to these girls but the girls were all saying to us like "these assholes keep talking to us, they need to fuck off" but they still kept being dickheads.

i think these assholes need total fucking patroling because they dont see fit to modern society with their ancient ways of aggression release, i dont even know what i just said but fuck it.

if you work out or play foot ball or are fat but fight a lot chances are you will probably kick my ass, whatever dude. the day rolls over you're still pieces of shits.

i assume i would do the same thing too if i went to a bar drunk with a bunch of fat dickheads who couldn't get a girl to talk back to them for the life in them. maybe im the real alpha male because i can have a conversation with a girl you spent your entire life trying to get with, just by being myself ? i think for sure.

If i was a greek god id be alpha male, id love to have girls fan me with jungle branches and feed me grapes while i smokin' da erb and making love to beautiful womans. yeah dude, now that i think about it im a pretty nice guy that should have a pretty awesome girl that dresses awesome under my arm, with big frame glasses, bangs, and long sweater. than i'd get into less trouble from asshole dickheads who want to get some of this turkish deeeelight. just kidding, im not so full up on myself.

ladies within the week i will be posting an application that will request photos and stuff to apply for as my Wednesdays night date. of course no one will really fill out an application and i will look like a total loser, and no different than the douche bags that want to beat me up everywhere i go.

i'm no lover or fighter, perhaps a bit of a rock n roller. but non the less i can be a pretty cool accessory.

guys please don't threat me, i like to have good evenings

HEY SPACE GIRL, WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY HAT

Its almost like bad haircuts and pleather jackets define the youth of our generation. Running into your Friday night passion play at the std clinic is a good sign. however when she realizes you're a monday morning regular, you can kiss your shot of finding love in a strange place goodbye.

maybe its yesterdays news with todays gloss.

It's a game no one realizes they're playing.

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I was about to kick some fucking ass when this bad boy cop officer stopped my hand from crushing some skull, some jock rock loving hillbilly from the mountain was like, yo you dress like my girlfriend, i simply replied, you're gay. he got all upset threw some limp bizkit lyrics my way as i flicked my cigarette at him
before i knew it he was all up in my face trying to like get angry and stuff i told him i knew karate and he should back the fuck off before i threw him into a mobile runner.

he went for a swing i dodged with ninja cat reflex i back elbowd him and he went doooooown.

cop was like im gonna let you peoples elbow him i said fuck you man im gonna do the sharp shooter on him.

he tapd out and now im the new champion.