Wednesday, June 9, 2010

LAZERSAUROUS REX

LAST WEEK I SAW A DUCK BREAST FEEDING ANOTHER DUCK AND I SAID, TO MY CONSTANT LOVER OF THE PAST 3 DAYS THAT SHE SHOULD TRY THROWING THE WOODEN SPOON AT THEM, SHE THREW IT AT THE DUCK AND THE OTHER DUCK DIED BECAUSE IT WAS HUNGRY.

I SAW A BIRD LAY EGGS INSIDE A GIANT OYSTER, I ATE THE EGGS AND THE OYSETER.

THAN WE CAME ACROSS A CROSS ROADS WHERE WE DISAGREED ON WHICH WAY WE SHOULD GO, I SAID KEEP GOING WEST SHE SAID LETS GO NORTH, I TOLD HER THAN AND THERE THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WASNT GOING TO GET FAR AT THIS RATIO.

THERE WAS A DAY WHEN I LOVED HER, SHE HAD SENSITIVE EYES AND I COULD STARE INSIDE FOR HOURS, I COULD SEE DARK CLOUDY LIGHTNINGSTORMS IN HER NOW!, IT BEATS THE USUAL FLAMING GAZOO'S . SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS WRONG AND WE SHOULD GO WEST BUT THAT WAS IT FOR HER.

THAN AND THERE I KISSED HER AND SHE GENTLY MELTED INTO THE NIGHT.
SHES BEEN HAUNTING MY DREAMS AND I'VE BEEN SO BROKEN HEART FOR DAYS. I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HAVE ANYONE SO CLOSE TO ME WHEN SHE IS SO FAR.

LAST TIME I MEET GIRLS ON LAVA LIFE :(